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Keith’s Theatre, 6/7/25

(Love those old magazines, don’t ’cha know…)

This week I was thumbing through an old copy of Look magazine from February 8, 1966, that had Elizabeth Taylor on the front cover. 

It wasn’t the usual photo of gorgeous Elizabeth that everyone grown accustomed to seeing since her breakthrough film at age twelve in 1944’s National Velvet.  Taylor, who was often referred to as “the most beautiful woman in the world,” had an entirely different look for her newest role in “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?” Motion picture soothsayers everywhere were predicting that Liz would spectacularly fail at the attempt. 

Critics claimed her acting would lack the necessary depth for Edward Albee’s 1962 play, and that Liz couldn’t possibly portray the matronly, frumpy character of Martha adequately, owing to her remarkable beauty.

Liz was quite dowdy on Look’s cover, with grey hair and facial lines (she was a few weeks shy of 34 at the time of the magazine’s release). She had strategically padded clothing to make her look plump but the public, naturally, was wild with speculation that it wasn’t needed at all and that Liz had piled on the pounds lately!

Elizabeth Taylor, who was under the excellent direction of Mike Nichols, proved all these critics wrong and had the last laugh when she later won the Best Actress Oscar for this 1966 tour de force. 

Director Mike Nichols with his star, Elizabeth Taylor

It might be described as the “jewel in her crown.”  Enough about Liz…

Cars were big business in 1966 and were still very American-centered since the first oil embargo was seven years off.  Featured here are ads for the American Motors “Rambler Classic,” Oldsmobile’s “Cutlass” and Ford’s “Galaxie.” 

A Remington electric shaver much like the one my grandfather gave me is featured here.  It pinched my skin, so I opted for Norelco’s rotary blade action. 

There’s a postcard to mail to the National Observer, a popular news publication of the day.  One could get 25 weekly issues for the low price of $2.67!

Turning to the more serious side of life, the Vietnam war was very big in ‘66, with the draft in full swing.  Senator Edward Kennedy in his pre-Chappaquiddick days, takes “A Fresh Look at Vietnam.”  Since Lyndon Johnson was his deceased brother’s choice for VP, Kennedy must’ve felt obliged to support what had become a Democratic Party affair.

“The New Boutiques- Fashon Showcase for the Young” is dedicated to ‘66 female styles and pictured here are several models, including one celebrity of the day, Mary Travers from the folk group, Peter, Paul & Mary, as well as socialite Stephanie Frederick.

Cigarette ads were the rage during 1966!

They were not yet illegal, which came several years later.  Indeed, it was even before the “hazardous to your health” requirement put into place, later that year as I remember.  Chesterfield (which I never liked) featured an ad, as did Pall Mall (also disliked those) and Tareyton (whose smokers would rather fight than switch).  Please note the black eye look the Tareyton models below invariably had, as if they’d been in a barroom brawl over their cherished cigarette…

Not only did I dislike Tareyton cigarettes intensely with the infamous charcoal tip, I was also hostile to the big hoopla that followed when someone pointed out to Tareyton’s manufacturers that their slogan “Us Tareyton smokers would rather fight than switch!” was grammatically incorrect and should be, “We Tareyton smokers would rather fight than switch!”

What, pray tell, happened as a result of this fracas? Tareyton retaliated by releasing a new slogan, “What do you want, good grammar or good taste?”

Following the cigarette blurbs, there’s a liquor spread featuring a popular Canadian whisky of the day, Seagram’s, followed by a Yellow Pages promo since this book was still essential to everyone’s daily life, be they merchant or consumer.

A popular pianist of the era is featured next with Look’s “A Visit with Vladimir Horowitz.”

Look dedicates a final feature, “Joey Heatherton:  Heavenly Body Entering Orbit,” to a popular singer/dancer of the era, thanks to TV’s The Dean Martin Show.  Heatherton also toured with Bob Hope, entertaining U.S. troops from 1965 to 1977, but after that, Joey’s star faded rapidly.  Her name later became entangled with certain psycho-incidents that are best left swept under the proverbial rug…

Until next time…

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Keith’s Theatre, 4/19/25

What’s going on in the world this week? A lot of it I’d rather forget about…

Lots of people up in arms about who said this, who said that, but that’s what makes the world go round, don’t ’cha know…

Those struggling to hold onto power or the outsiders waiting patiently for just the right moment to pounce and strike their prey…

Here in the U.S., opposing political camps choose to go to opposite corners of the boxing ring after doing extreme battle, then take a quick break before the next round begins…

Kind of like that all over the world, don’t ’cha think?

Take a gander at France…where the leading political candidate with a huge following, Marine Le Pen, just happens to make a grave mistake no one with political aspirations would dare ever make, and then the proverbial you-know-what hits the fan.  Hooey!

A jarring revelation just arrived from the United Kingdom (land of our British colonizers), where their Supreme Court decided what a woman is.  Let me repeat that…they’ve issued a proclamation about what a woman is!

Oh, goody, goody! Thanks for the big update…as if I didn’t already know!

Of course, everyone (and their cousin Ethel) weighs in on the issue, so oodles of video footage follow their Supreme Court’s ground shaking verdict. 

Seems we’ve all fallen into a somnambulist dreamworld where up is down and right is actually left, and men suffering from situational transsexuality are really women…

Have I just coined a new term for the psychobabble crowd? Situational transsexuality? Congratulations to Keith’s Theatre for a job well done!

Let’s change the channel, shall we? I feel like talking about something else now.

Blaire White’s channel is enormously funny, and she’s usually spot-on, but Blaire can make mistakes, and I think she’s dead wrong about Dylan Mulvaney.  Dylan’s a work in progress, girl, not frozen in time and space.  TikTok’s in its own little universe, don’t ’cha know, not at all like real life, so let’s give Dylan a break since she’s in a state of metamorphosis…

Somehow during all this madness, I found myself researching Hollywood’s most enduring marriages this week.  These statistics were found on https://stacker.com/

Art & Lois Linkletter 74 years

Bob & Dolores Hope, 69 years (though no official record can be found of Hope’s 2nd marriage)

Kirk Douglas & Anne Buydens, 64 years

Steve Lawrence & Eydie Gormé, 55 years

Joanne Woodward & Paul Newman, 50 years

How’s that for longevity in marriage? Of course, with the good news goes the bad, and there was a plethora of multiple marriages I just had to rant about.  Some of the culprits like Gloria Swanson and Zsa Zsa Gabor eventually stayed with their final spouse (or perhaps died before they could get to divorce court), but others struck out every time (Elizabeth Taylor and Lana Turner come to the forefront).

There’s something intrinsically exciting about zeroing in on the multiple alliances of Hollywood celebrities from the past – Gloria Swanson’s six husbands, Elizabeth Taylor’s eight marriages to seven different men (Richard Burton twice), or Zsa Zsa Gabor’s nine husbands.  And perish the thought I mention Lana Turner’s seven husbands or her cadre of lovers, one of whom was gangster Johnny Stompanato, stabbed to death by teen daughter, Cheryl Crane. (Keith’s Theatre feature from December 2023).

Did these glamourous ladies ever find that one true love we’re all searching for?” Sniffle sniff…

Perhaps the answer was yes for Gloria Swanson and Zsa Zsa Gabor.  They both were, after all, still married at the time of their deaths.  One can only speculate with Lana Turner and Liz, who both died husbandless and quite alone. 

Elizabeth Taylor once said of Richard Burton, to whom she was married twice, “All the men after Richard were really just company.”  Apparently, Liz had completely forgotten about third husband, producer Mike Todd, who was killed in a plane accident on March 22, 1958. According to a July, 1958 article from Canadian publication, Liberty, Liz was billing herself at the time as Mrs. Michael Todd and the schmaltzy article, as told to Joe Hyams, was titled, “I’m saying goodbye to the movies!”

Until next time…

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“BUtterfield 8,” Liz Taylor in hospital near death! Reynolds/ Fisher scandal, Hedda weighs in…

March, 1960 “Modern Screen” article by columnist, Earl Wilson

In her 1962 memoir, “The Whole Truth and Nothing But,” Hollywood gossip columnist, Hedda Hopper, wrote of Liz Taylor’s “BUtterfield 8” Oscar in the following manner, “She won her Academy Award not for Butterfield 8 but for nearly dying. And her studio joined in by putting on a terrific public relations campaign against Debbie – with planted stories in fan magazines and loaded interviews for the newspapers – to clinch sympathy for Liz.” 

Eddie Fisher and Elizabeth Taylor

The aging columnist, who loved judging all Hollywood, was of course referring to the love triangle concerning Elizabeth Taylor, actress Debbie Reynolds and Reynolds’ onetime husband, baritone Eddie Fisher.  In 1958, Taylor began a love affair with Fisher, at the time married to actress Reynolds, during the filming of “Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.”  Eddie Fisher later left Debbie Reynolds to wed Liz.  

Hedda Hopper, chief competition for Hearst columnist, Louella Parsons

The public became either decidedly for or against Taylor – either content to accept that all’s fair in love and war, or the opposite view of Liz as predatory homewrecker. 

Elizabeth Taylor had originally catapulted to stardom at the young age of 12 in the 1944 film, “National Velvet.”  Taylor blossomed into a lovely, sensual young woman as the world watched and was often publicized as the most beautiful woman in the world.  When her third husband, director Michael Todd, was suddenly killed in a plane crash on March 22, 1958, there was an outpouring of public sympathy for Liz. 

Then came the Reynolds-Fisher-Taylor romance scandal, turning many sharply against her.  All ill feelings were quickly forgotten though, after Liz’s near date with death from pneumonia two years later, just prior to the Academy Awards.  Nominated for best actress in the 1960 Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer film “BUtterfield 8,” Liz garnered the coveted award many felt was undeserved.  It certainly hadn’t hurt Taylor (or M-G-M) that she’d languished for weeks in an intensive care unit close to death just before the Oscars that year.

Still frail from her recent illness, Elizabeth Taylor was helped to the stage by Eddie Fisher, who’d co-starred with her in “BUtterfield 8.”  He’d recently divorced Debbie Reynolds to be at Liz’s side, making him Taylor’s fourth husband to date.

To decide for yourself if Elizabeth Taylor’s 1961 Oscar was really a “sympathy award,” check out her competition that year:  Shirley MacLaine for “The Apartment” – a satirical look at office politics; Melina Mercouri for “Never on Sunday,” the story of a Greek prostitute; Greer Garson for “Sunrise at Campobello,” a dramatization of former president Franklin Delano Roosevelt’s battle with polio; and Deborah Kerr for “The Sundowners,” a film about life in the Australian outback.

The many husbands of Liz:

1. Conrad Hilton, Jr. (1950-1951)

2. Michael Wilding (1952-1957)

3. Mike Todd (1957-1958)

4. Eddie Fisher (1959-1964)

5. Richard Burton (1964-1974)

6. Richard Burton (1975-1976)

7. John Warner (1976-1982)_

8. Larry Fortensky (1991-1996)