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Keith’s Theatre, 8/30/25

The early development of cinema

This textbook, “Film History – An Introduction,” by authors Kristin Thompson, David Bordwell and Jeff Smith, was used in a recent class I had in early cinema history and provides some fine examples of just how far cinema has progressed since its beginnings in the late 19th century.  What began as a fascination with moving images, blossomed from there and eventually morphed into the industry it has become.

Let’s travel through time, all the way back to 1832, when physicist Joseph Plateau and mathematician Simon Stampfer created a device called the Phenakistoscope.  As someone looked through a slot in the stationary disc, they received the impression of motion of the Phenakistoscope’s spinning disc.

Phenakistoscope

Here is another early example of a similar device invented the following year, in 1833, called the Zoetrope, which was widely sold after 1867.  As the viewer looked through the revolving slots, they received the impression of moving images.

Zoetrope

In 1878, a man named Eadweard Muybridge was asked by California ex-governor, Leland Stanford, to help analyze motion so he devised a method to study the motion of horses, using a set of 12 cameras, each making an exposure of just ½ second of the horse’s movement.  Muybridge then devised a lantern to project the moving images of horses copied from the photographs onto a revolving disc, and in this manner made a significant contribution to understanding movement. 

Eadward Muybridge’s motion study of horses

In 1882, French physiologist, Étienne-Jules Marey, used a photographic gun to study the rapid movement of birds and other animals.  He was the first man to use a flexible stock to expose a series of photographs on a strip of film at speeds of up to 120 frames per second.

Marey’s work came to the attention of successful inventor Thomas Alva Edison, who had traveled to Paris in 1889 to see Marey’s camera.  Edison’s assistant, W.K.L. Dickson, began work on a new type of camera and by 1891 had come up with the Kinetograph camera and Kinetoscope viewer.

Thomas A. Edison’s Kinetoscope viewer

Edison wanted to use the Kinetoscope commercially, but first needed films to show, and so constructed a small studio, called “Black Maria,” at Edison’s New Jersey laboratory.  By January 1893, they were ready for production.  The Kinetoscope, which operated after the viewer deposited a coin, was able to show a film all of 20 seconds in length. 

Edison’s “Black Maria” studio

A feature on the early development of silent cinema wouldn’t be complete with a good mystery, which brings us to Frenchman Louis Le Prince, who mysteriously disappeared from a train in route to Paris on September 16, 1890, along with his valise of camera and projection equipment patent applications.  In 1897, he was declared dead, but the valise was never found. It has remained one of the enduring enigmas of the early film history era.

Louis Le Prince

Louis Le Prince had been in competition with other early cinema developers at that time, including Thomas Edison and the Lumière Brothers.  Le Prince gave us what is considered the very first motion picture sequence, filmed in 1888, The Roundhay Garden Scene.  In addition, he filmed his son, Adolphe, playing the accordion, and was responsible for another early film sequence of carriage and pedestrian traffic on Leeds Bridge in England.

Louis Le Prince’s “Roundhay Garden Scene” from 1888
Louis Le Prince’s “Accordion Player” where his son, Adolphe, was featured
Louis Le Prince “Traffic on Leeds Bridge”

Le Prince used Kodak’s recently developed paper film and a camera of his own design, and shot the sequence at around 16 frames per second.  Le Prince’s film sequence had to first be transferred to a transparent strip since he was reportedly unable to devise a satisfactory system for projection.

There has been much speculation about what really happened to Louis Le Prince.  For instance, was Thomas Edison somehow involved in the mystery? Was some other competitor involved with Le Prince’s disappearance? Did Le Prince take his own life after discovering that his patents were now worthless? Did Le Prince’s brother who was the last to see him alive have any involvement in his demise?

Until next time…

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Keith’s Theatre, 2/14/25

(Move over Hedda Hopper, Louella Parsons & Adela Rogers St. Johns)

Don’t cha know the latest happenings around Hollywood? I do, even stuck all the way up in San Francisco.  YouTube rules the roost, and is frequently on my menu, as I peruse the latest haps in Hollycyberworld. 

Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. was confirmed on Feb. 13th, as many of you know, and Tulsi Gabbard also.  Both were former Democrats and so was I, once upon a time…light years before the Democratic Party became so horrendously out-of-touch with the average person.

Latest fad on YouTube…The Panic Button! Panic Button channel’s two gals are hysterical, reacting in novel ways to thoroughly bizarre videos.  Check it out.

Worcester, Massachusetts just made the news! It’s the latest, it’s the greatest, it’s the United States’ transexual haven.  A burning question I need answered…who, oh who is Miss Thing with the horrendous blue hairdo propped up in front of the camera? Missy Blue Hair blabbed on and on about her many disabilities.  Oh, the poor little thing! May Jesus, Mary & Joseph have mercy upon your soul.

Miss Thing, get a life, & off the screen and out of my living room! And while you’re at it, do something about your hair and that outfit! Wait, just had a brainstorm! Let’s take up a collection and send Missy Blue Hair to a Paris finishing school.  Clearly America has failed her so maybe France won’t.

Speaking of France, what in the Pope’s name is going on with Candace Owens? Ms. Owens is always so pretty and wears the latest fashions (which everyone knows I adore), but her recent video series on the first lady of France, Brigitte Macron, comes up a bit lacking.  Miss Owens’ exposé may pack a punch in the U.S., but I suspect Candace doesn’t really understand French culture, so it may go over differently there…

On vera!

Even if Candace turns out to be right about the first lady of France, doubt the French would even care and would probably throw a party celebrating Brigitte’s success in Transworldylvania!

Let’s face it…Brigitte is hot!

Lord knows the American version of Brigitte would’ve been busted on their very first foray into the public arena, having sported horrendously oversized shoes (can you say special order, size 15, boys & girls)? Regardless, Ms. Owens is a crackerjack investigative reporter so we won’t hold the fact that she’s an ardent Papist against her, shall we?

Just watched Megyn Kelly’s show, and she’s gorgeous beyond belief and wears the most stylish fashions (which everyone knows I can’t resist).  Adam Carolla was her guest that day; always enjoyed watching him on Fox Network’s “Man Show,” with former partner Jimmy Kimmel.  Those two – quite a different lot these days – wonder if they even speak now? Doubt it very much, don’t cha know!

My oh my! If only I’d been born looking like Megyn Kelly! I’d be counting all my millions now, having buried my most recent husband, and of course, on my way to Hollywood for a screen test – for the remake of Gone with the Wind.  Guess who’ll be playing Scarlett O’Hara?

C’est moi, bien sûr!

Don’t cha know! Until next time…

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Keith’s Theatre – 2/7/2025

(Move over Hedda Hopper, Louella Parsons & Adela Rogers St. Johns)

I often find myself on YouTube (since I have a Roku box, directed to my TV screen), watching a barrage of videos from all manner of content creators.  Just can’t imagine how anyone could bear to watch an itsy-bitsy phone for any length of time.  That would ruin it all for me since I’m hopelessly addicted to this medium…

Especially so when a classic film is being shown, and such was the case this week watching Circe the Enchantress on YouTube (with Czech intertitles & Spanish subtitles).  I had to settle for the Czech/Spanish version since no one’s posted the complete film with English intertitles.  Reference please:

If you don’t understand Czech or aren’t fluent in Spanish (como yo), watching Mae Murray (aka the Princess Mdivani) emote is likely all you’ll need.  Very glad I watched this since it showed me that she was truly one of the greats of the silent era.

Circe, the Enchantress, 1924, starring Mae Murray

I also suggest watching the film jewel in Mae Murray’s crown, 1925’s The Merry Widow, directed by Eric von Stroheim, for anyone who wants to see “poetry in motion.”  Von Stroheim brought out a unique quality in Mae which resonated with filmgoers worldwide.  Reference please this link and incidentally, Miss Murray doesn’t appear until almost 11½ minutes into the film.  Certain there were long arguments between said actress and director von Stroheim about that decision!

1925: Mae Murray (1885 – 1965) stars as dancer Sally O’Hara in the film ‘The Merry Widow’, directed by Erich Von Stroheim for MGM.

The 1950 film, Sunset Boulevard, simply had to be based on Mae Murray’s life.  Sunset Boulevard’s Norma Desmond is the essence of Mae Murray, and since reading Michael G. Ankerich’s biography, “Mae Murray, the Girl with the Bee-Stung Lips,” any lingering doubts I had were permanently dissolved. 

These two women are one and the same.

The Ankerich book is quite well-researched, and next to “Swanson on Swanson,” one of the best accounts ever written on the silent era.  The Jane Ardmore 1959 book, “The Self-Enchanted,” which regrettably relied on the recollections of Mae Murray (still alive and kicking at the time), was the only biographical account I’d previously digested, until the Ankerich offering some 50 years later. 

“Self-Enchanted,” indeed! Clearly more “self-deluded,” which likely explains why Mae was found on the streets of St. Louis, Missouri in 1964, aimlessly wandering about in a state of confusion at age 79.  Reference please, this article: 

https://news.google.com/newspapers?id=YrMyAAAAIBAJ&pg=990,1605441

Hate to think of what’ll happen to me then.  Wait, that’s only 8½ years from now, perish the thought!

Other happenings this week…got to brush up on my latest Hollywood gossip.  Shall I do another movie review? NO! Let’s not and say we did, n’est-ce pas? Think that my Emilia Pérez review from last week will tide me over for quite some time, thank you very much.  

But really, I just gotta trash some other film since there’ve been so many recently.  Guess I’ll just peruse the Oscar nominations and come up with a sufficiently delectable menu.  Don’t cha think?

My mind wanders, or haven’t you noticed? Guess it’s my age…going to be 71 in June.  One of my co-workers not-so-lovingly disparaged my mind as being a “senior citizen brain-dump!”

Evil woman…

Where oh where is Miss Marion Davies when you need her most? WRH’s mistress was much to my dismay (according to Adela Rogers St. Johns, a longtime Hearst columnist), the very person who had NOT wanted dear WR to divorce Millicent (Mrs. Hearst).  I’d always heard differently, all those many claims and memoirs stating it’d been Millicent Hearst herself, not Marion Davies, that had made all the fuss, the former having been so staunchly Catholic. 

Guess time eventually reveals all truths and guess I’ll find out soon enough when it’s time for me to cross over. 

Don’t cha think, or don’t cha? Until next time…